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The Bert Show

Do You Really Need A “Spark” In A Long-Term Relationship?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Her boyfriend broke up with her because he no longer feels the spark! Which has her wondering whether you really need a spark to have happily ever after...what do you think?

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0:00.0

Hey, the Bird Show.

0:01.6

So mad on my flight home yesterday from New York City

0:05.3

at somebody that I don't even know, right?

0:09.7

Somebody in my row was farting so bad, it was so bad. It was so intrusive that I was getting mad.

0:22.0

Well, maybe they had an upset tum-tum and they couldn't help it.

0:25.0

Well, even if that's the case, all right?

0:28.0

Go to the bathroom.

0:29.0

If it's that bad.

0:30.0

Like, you know the smell of your own gas, correct?

0:32.0

You said you know the smell of your own gas, correct? You said you know the smell of your own gas,

0:34.2

Kristen, because you actually like it.

0:35.6

Well, it depends. If it's like, yeah, if I haven't eaten anything that's going to be like

0:39.3

grossly upsetting it, then yes, I don't mind my own smell.

0:42.4

This was so intrusive though though and I'm sure it

0:45.5

it was the guy to my left I got a middle seat right I'm sure it was the guy to my

0:50.0

left and I just I was getting so mad that I almost wanted to say something but it's all circumstantial evidence at that point

0:56.6

But you know how like you're doing like a profile like a gas profile or the people around you like the lady to my right

1:02.4

Definitely too small to be

1:03.6

her.

1:04.6

I'm looking at the people in front of me and I'm like no that kid doesn't have that in him.

1:08.8

You'd be surprised little ones can pack a bunch.

1:10.8

Not like this.

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