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The Bert Show

Do You Need New Friends?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Maybe it's not alcohol that you don't need. Maybe you need a better friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

If you care about the state of the world and want to set it on a better course, we have a solution that may be somewhat surprising.

0:07.0

Work in finance. At CFA Institute, our programs and courses are deeply rooted in ethical perspective,

0:14.0

but we don't just teach.

0:16.0

We create codes of conduct and impact key policy issues with global governments and regulators

0:22.0

to join a global network of investment professionals,

0:25.2

visit CFA Institute.org slash set the standard today.

0:29.3

The Fertia.

0:31.6

So Abby is doing this since December though.

0:34.0

She got to jump on this even before January.

0:36.0

Yeah, not to brag, but I'm doing really good at this dry January thing.

0:40.0

Maybe it is because I'm wanting, I guess it's just easier to be sober when you have blonde air and blue eyes but I had to stop drinking alcohol two weeks before my

0:48.0

before my nose surgery so I had to take that really really seriously which I think has given me an advantage because

0:54.4

I just have not thought about alcohol since December really and something that

0:59.8

came up over the break really reminding me that you know you this is this is a

1:04.4

crazy thought but you don't always need alcohol to have fun so I let's pause

1:09.1

that for one second let's walk that one back what did did you just say? You don't always need

1:14.3

alcohol to have fun but sometimes you need it to tolerate other people.

1:17.4

Bingo.

1:19.4

Now, dude. Which brings me to my point.

1:23.0

I was watching a Tik-Dok this weekend that said to the response to that is you also don't need shoes to run, but it sure helps.

1:32.0

No, don't get me wrong.

1:34.0

I love a good time that features some good tequila, some good white wine, some good red wine.

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