Do You Know Someone With A Nose? Theresa Caputo Pt.1

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Episode Summary Bryan and Hoadley discuss the incredibly predictable outcome to The Bachelor. Then they take aim at one of TV's greatest show-persons / con-artists...the unforgettable princess of darkness herself...Theresa Caputo. There will be no doubt about how the gang feels on this episode of The Commercial Break. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying
0:07.7	a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is
0:14.8	to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.
0:22.0	All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks
0:27.9	last, subject to availability. Some things leave you guessing. Like, why are yours contagious?
0:35.4	But not MailChimp. MailChimp eliminates guesswork from email marketing by analysing data
0:41.0	from billions of emails to offer up personalized recommendations for how to improve your email content
0:46.4	and targeting. Guess less and sell more within to it MailChimp.
1:16.4	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. He's going to be
1:46.2	President Mickey Mouse going to be king. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is now my distinct honor to
1:53.8	introduce the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, John Roberts, to administer
2:01.2	the presidential oath to the next president of the United States Joseph R. Biden.
2:18.3	On this episode of the commercial break. This is a tough one. I feel for you man. Yeah.
2:24.5	Yeah. It's like a it's like that good friend that you hate to talk to because they say shit.
2:28.6	They're always like I hear what you're saying. I'm holding space for you. I don't want to get a
2:34.2	whole space for me. I answer my fucking question. Tell me what to do. What do I do? Yeah. What do I do?
2:39.6	And then the bachelor goes around sulking and you know is love enough. Is love enough for a
2:47.0	relationship and ask her and I looked at each other is love enough. Yeah. That's a kind of question.
2:51.4	Yeah. Love is enough. Did anybody know anybody with eyeballs? I used to have a cousin with eyeballs.
2:59.8	I had a cousin. He died of a tragic eyeball accident. He died. I really. Yeah. He had a throat.
3:08.7	What? This is piggybacking. Now we're piggybacking. Now we've got four little four people are
3:12.7	literally on top of each other, humping each other. Your son's best friend. Yes. I call this circle
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