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The Commercial Break

Backstage Passes To The 33P Show!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

SHOW SUMMARY: Mom jeans, dad jeans, skinny jeans and good genes....it's an all out street fight for jean dominance and Bryan and Hoadley are discussing. Then Bryan recalls his favorite 90's outfit that he wore for all 13 years of the 90's. He touches on the band he named after a t-shirt and a 'member' and he asks the questions no one has been asking: How's your grooming down there?? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

0:07.7

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

0:14.8

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

0:22.0

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

0:27.9

last, subject to availability. At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes,

0:33.8

we committed to safety within our community. That's why we set all TikTok accounts age between

0:39.2

13 and 15 as private, with no access to direct messaging. Our family pairing tool lets you link

0:45.0

your account to your teams, so you can adjust what content they see and manage how long your

0:50.0

family spends on TikTok with our screen time management tool. Safety. Your priorities, our commitment.

0:56.2

Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.

1:26.2

Thank you. Linda in the back. That means you. Okay. Thank you very much. Now, we're going to start this off

1:31.7

like we do every year with Mr. John Johnner since beautiful rendition of Leonard Cohen's wonderful

1:39.0

song, Hallelujah. Now I personally say God bless us all. Now it's the time to put your ear plugs in

1:44.9

and we'll all say a little layman when it's over. He promised us he's practiced this year, so let's

1:50.2

uh let's go ahead and get it over with. It's all you. Take it away.

2:21.1

Oh, yeah. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke a firm and she cut your hair. I'm

2:30.5

from. It's not so one. You see the light. It's a call. It's a broken hallelujah. Yeah.

2:50.6

Oh, on this episode of the commercial break, I don't know. I mean, you know, I named my band 33

3:03.0

Willie. She was the most ridiculous name in the history of bands, but I thought it was cool.

3:09.0

I'm not sure my bandmates felt the same way, but I really fought for that 33 Willie. I'm like,

3:13.0

come on, man, don't you get it? Number 33 and Willie. And they were like, oh, perfect. Perfect.

3:21.0

A nickname for a dick in the number 33. 33 dick is what we should have called it. 33 shaft. 33 penis.

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