The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double.

It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever!

Oh, got a bit intense there.

The new Double Big Tasty, now at McDonald's.

Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 AM.

Price and participation may vary, subject to availability.

Welcome back to the basement.

Welcome back to the basement yard.

How's it going, Frank?

I'm good.

How's it going, lead singer of Weezer?

I fucking got him. So good, by the way. That's not very Christmas season. Hey, how's it going? Give me some more. Give me some. Hassan Piker. That's a good one. You look like him right now. Yeah. You know. I can see you searching for more. You can see the gears turning here, right? I fucked up my eye. I put lotion in it three days in a row. What? Stakes were made. Yeah. How did you put lotion in your eye? I have this lotion that I put underneath my eyes, and it was getting into the corner of my eye, and then it kept burning it, and I thought it was my but then I realized I'm getting lotion in my eyes so my eyes been red for like three days what like you were like squirting lotion no no no it's like a cream that goes underneath right here it's just for this part of your eye oh it's like and then it was like seeping into the corner and it like fucked out you see how my eyes like a little red like it was it was So you're applying lotion to your eye and then it was like seeping into the corner and it like fucked out. You see how my eyes like a little red?

Like it was it was a lot more red. So you're applying lotion to your eye and then it just gets in your eyeball and it fucks up your your whole vision?

Yeah.

I was getting too close to the corner.

You were getting too close.

The corner was sucking in all the lotion.

So you were like getting lotion in your eye.

So far two for two.

Come on. So far two for two.

Come on.

I mean, that's easy. That's low hanging fruit there, baby.

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