Welcome back to the basement.

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how are you feeling today?

I'm feeling great.

Are you Franksonoff?

I thought we were doing like a more regal entrance.

Right, yeah.

You know, like maybe some, like, throw some like award show music in here with like trumpets. That'd be cool. Can you do that?

Bamp, bha. Oh, not me doing it. No. We've heard your vocal renditions and stuff on the San Diego studio.

Go ahead. Give us your, uh, your, your horn intro. Go ahead. Get horny for us.

No. See, no, that was just insulting. I tried to do a puppet.

You tried to... I'm not usually on this side.

Yeah.

Jesus, we're also standing like Trump.

You guys can't see it. He's like forward.

I'm making sure this podium doesn't fall over.

Ah, you're all right.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the sixth annual Yardy Awards. I mean, come on, folks. Give it a round of applause. Round of applause for us, me, mostly me and us. Yeah. Oh, you're going right for it. Yeah, we're going to open this up because it's a celebration, okay? It was a wonderful year for everyone out there.

Not everyone. It was actually, you know, the price keeps going up and people are not getting paid and that's sad. Yeah, there's some people that definitely, what are you doing? I don't know, but now... Why are you like... There's easier ways to open up a champagne, and I don't have that in front of me now, but that's what... This is all we got.

By the way...

Did you buy this?

Well, you bought it.

What did you? And I don't have that in front of me now, but that's what this is all we got. By the way. Did you buy this?

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