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The Bert Show

Do You Identify As A “Fictosexual?”

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Do you identify as "Fictosexual" AKA a person who experiences attraction towards fictional characters? Well, join the club! Turns out Abby is the president...

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0:00.0

Get it. The Burt Show.

0:02.0

You like Taylor Swift.

0:03.0

If you love Taylor Swift.

0:05.0

If one of your kids love Taylor Swift,

0:06.0

and you couldn't go to the Erris tour yet, don't sweat it.

0:10.0

We are qualifying you two times this hour to see her on the very last show of the

0:15.5

era's tour. All you got to do is listen for me to say, hey, text now and that's

0:20.6

when you should text now. that's how it works.

0:23.0

I did it'll happen twice before 10 o'clock this morning on the birchow.

0:27.0

All right so Kristen comes in here as enthusiastic as I've seen her in years in here.

0:32.0

Abby comes in here.

0:33.0

Abby comes in here ready to receive the excitement.

0:35.8

Cassie is here to receive the excitement and it all has to do with one book series.

0:41.0

Yes, so I call it the Akatar series because that is the book that kicks it all off, A Court of Thorns and Roses.

0:47.6

And we have jokingly referred to this forever on the show as Fairy Porn, right right and Abby and Cassie were like have been in it

0:56.5

from the get-go and I sat back silently judging I'm not gonna lie like

1:01.5

no way these books are any good they're just

1:04.3

reading it for the spicy bits and then Cassie I didn't ask her to do this but she

1:10.4

mailed the book to my house she Amazon primed that S to my But she

1:13.4

Amazon primed that S to my house and there it was and it took me a hot minute to get through the first book because it was a

1:20.3

slog but then when you got to the last couple of chapters I was hooked and then

1:27.4

the second book was better and the third book was even better and then the last book

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