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The Bert Show

Do You Have A Sexual Alter Ego?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

You might be shy in the streets, but in the bedroom? You're a total freak! Do you have a sexual alter ego? Turns out it's a lot more common than you think! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:02.0

Sir, anybody listening that uses a sexual alter ego, put you on the voice disguised

0:07.7

for this 1-855, virtue.

0:10.5

So I've heard women say that when you guys go out from time to time that you have like

0:15.2

a drinking alter ego or Becky.

0:17.8

Is that Becky?

0:18.8

Yes.

0:19.8

And what does Becky do that Kristen wouldn't?

0:23.3

Oh, well, so in it's my GPF, my gay best friend, we were out and we started pooled

0:29.8

drinking and then went day drinking and then we ended up at Target.

0:33.0

I don't know.

0:34.0

It was a hot mess.

0:35.3

And Becky came out and there's this picture of me and it is atrocious, but it's just

0:40.8

a smashed KK and he is like, that is Becky.

0:45.5

And she just, she dances anywhere.

0:47.9

She has no inhibitions.

0:51.9

She does this god-awful laugh where she tilts her head and touches her shoulder and goes

0:56.6

like, I mean, and that is not an exaggeration.

1:00.7

Like my friends know when Becky has arrived, when I start doing that laugh, it's terrifying.

1:05.9

So I've heard women talk about this quite a bit like when you go out, you have like

1:09.8

this alter ego that is really not you, but once you start drinking a little bit and you

1:13.4

loosen up and you'll name it.

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