The Bert show

Is there really such thing as a true surprise

when there's more than like just two people that are involved.

There's always one person that can't keep the secret or slips up and breaks it right?

Absolutely and I felt terrible for my mom because she ended up being that person.

So in my family for whatever reason everybody goes out of

their way to try to surprise me. This has been going on for years. They just

can't seem to do it. I'll admit I'm the guy that's always looking out for the surprise so I have a tendency to ruin

the surprise before it actually happens and because of that everyone in my family they're always going

extra hard to try to either scare me or surprise me.

One of the things are always happening.

So in this instance, I don't know if you guys have ever been in that moment

where either you or someone else completely ruins the surprise and you can just feel the tension in the air

because you know that that's exactly what just happened. And then you try to cover it and your covering is just making it worse.

Exactly. So I had a feeling that because my birthday was

coming up that my family was going to do something to try to surprise me. Like I

mentioned yesterday ever since my lady has entered my life this has been a thing like every

monumental occasion or whatever the case she's always trying to surprise me and I know

it's a big deal to her so I try not to ruin it but I have in the past so this time I said to myself even if I get

like an inkling I'm not going to mention it I'm not going to say anything about it I'm

let her have a moment of surprising me and even if I'm not surprised I'm going to act surprised.

Because in fact the last time we went through this Kristen I remember you was disappointed that when they surprised me I was like yeah I knew this is what happened.

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