Do you feel there's some trauma you just never get over, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever?

Remember, I told you on Friday's show that it was my cheataversary, and today, Leah, our therapist friend is coming on.

Like, do you really ever get over in a fair if you get cheated on?

Or is it always going to affect you for the rest of eternity?

That's dramatic, but go with me. It's a Monday show. Hi.

Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

Not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy.

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

Hello. Yeah. If you're new to our podcast, it is based in three principles.

It's live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud.

We laugh a lot, and we love my mom, my co-host Nancy. Hi, mom.

Hi, honey. Friday night was the most uncomfortable I've been probably since I moved to Maryland.

And I just don't know if I'm used, not used to being around so many people, or what?

But I did not do well. I had to go, well, I don't even host.

I mean, that's what was the problem. That wasn't hosting.

I was like modeling, as they call it, these pets.

There's an event here called Show Your Soft Side, and that's an organization.

It's an event called Project Runway, and it's basically like local celebrities.

And actually real celebrities, they bring in a bunch of football players and well-known pet lovers

from all over the country. And they basically have like a runway where each quote-unquote celebrity,

which I was by far the least famous person there, walks across the stage,

and like the red carpet, just to like bring attention to a bunch of animals be adopted, right?

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