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The Bert Show

Do You Deep Clean Your Apartment?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Are you cleaner than The Bert Show? How often do you deep clean your place?

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

One of the interns this morning gave me a wake-up call.

0:04.0

Didn't even know he did it, but he certainly did.

0:06.3

He made me realize that I have, um, I'm going against my general rule which is you can always make excuses up not to do things

0:17.6

right so I'm talking to our intern Brooks Brooks and Brooks see tells me I'm like I'm making small talk with him on the way up

0:26.0

I'm like so what are you doing this weekend and this dude who is like 20-21 years old

0:31.0

he's got just about every minute it seems like of his weekend

0:35.1

planned right so like today he's going to hang out with college friends

0:39.6

tonight he's going to the Braves game tomorrow he's hanging out with like high school

0:44.6

high school friends and his whole weekend is just all the social things and I'm like

0:48.7

man Braves maybe I'll do that tonight then the old guy kicks in he's like oh it's going to be like 90 degrees

0:57.6

Do I really want to go to a braise game where I'm going to sweat? He's like dude is at 730 at night or something it's going to be and I'm like yeah, but it'll be 80

1:06.8

And I was talking myself out of doing things and that's like my kernel rule not to do that is like go and do it because you can always talk

1:14.2

yourself out of it so then I came in here for a little extra motivation this

1:17.7

morning so I thought I'll ask the other young person in the studio

1:21.9

Abby what she's doing this weekend and she'll

1:24.9

fire me up to get off my ass, do something a little social and Abby hits me with...

1:29.7

I'm going to the Atlanta United game on Saturday and I'm going to clean my apartment.

1:35.2

Deep clean the apartment. And I didn't even know what that meant.

1:38.6

Yeah because you have people for that.

1:40.6

Probably.

1:41.6

I'm the people for that

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