The Bird Show. So Abby attended a wedding over the weekend and you got a theory now.

Yeah, so people always told me that weddings would be a great place to meet a guy, but I have a theory that it might

actually be the worst place. So over the weekend I went to a wedding

in my hometown of Jacksonville.

I was so excited for it.

The girl that's getting married

is my G little for my sorority.

So in Greek speak, that's basically a girl that's two years

younger than me and she was in my quote-to-quote sorority family. So this girl

is sort of like a little sister to me and so I literally went straight from the

office right to the wedding venue

because it was like right at five

and so I had to leave like literally the second the show was over.

So I skedadled there.

I'm like about to walk down the aisle with the bride.

That's how late I was coming in.

And I'm not going to lie.

I wasn't feeling myself too much.

I had to literally get ready in like a beachside bathroom.

There was no mirror.

I was a little greasy, a little sweaty from the show.

There was a person experiencing homelessness in the bathroom next to me.

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