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Do You Agree With Your Horoscope Spotify Wrapped?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Spotify Wrapped is MORE than just a deep dive into the soundtrack of your year...it'll also tell you about your LIFE! Do you agree with your Zodiac Wrapped? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:55.9

The virtue. So I have told you guys that I have an English bulldog that doesn't have

1:01.3

a poop properly. You're listening for the first time. You're like, how is that possible?

1:06.3

For whatever reason, this very special dog doesn't go outside and hunch to poop. Tyra

1:12.6

just has a loose sphincter. She was born with a-

1:15.9

Has that been diagnosed or is that just your assessment?

1:19.1

Life is ridiculous. My dog has a loose sphincter. That's what my trainer is assuming.

1:25.5

Oh, okay.

1:26.5

Right. This isn't- it's not behavioral. She just will sleep. She goes into a deep sleep

1:33.3

and then just starts slowly pooping in her sleep. Can't train it out of her. Every time

1:38.7

she wakes up for a while, there's going bad girl and she's like, what, what, what, what?

1:42.8

You're not supposed to do that in the cage. She's like, oh, I got a loose sphincter. Somebody

1:49.4

suggested putting diapers on her. So a few days ago, I tried that. She wasn't really

1:55.2

having that. She doesn't for an English bulldog. She's pretty quick. She's widely. She

1:59.4

is. In the irony of you trying to put diapers on this dog and her peeing all over the

2:03.2

place on the process was quite comical to say the least.

2:06.7

So I'm like, you know what? I'm not dealing with this diaper thing. It's ridiculous.

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