Do What You Love

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about sparklers, walking through the drive-thru, and playing dead. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.6	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Hey, everybody, welcome to community service podcast. I'm fresh off the fourth of course of each. I'm fresh off the 4th of July and you're going to hear all about it. But first, let me plug some dates, baby. OKC, Oklahoma City, July 14th through the 17th. And then we got El Paso, Texas, July 22nd through the 25th.
0:38.9	Come get some of these jokes, baby.
0:40.7	Then I'll be in Los Angeles for a little while, taking a little break.
0:44.9	He.
0:46.3	I don't have to moisturize.
0:48.9	That's, we don't give it.
0:51.0	Sounds like I'm bombing.
0:54.3	I'll show you the clip, I'll show you the clip.
0:55.8	This guy sends me two clips and I'm like embarrassed of both of them.
0:59.8	I'm just like, I know I said those things, but like you're supposed to make me look good.
1:05.2	Are we rolling?
1:06.2	Yeah, now we are.
1:07.0	Yeah, just keep it all.
1:10.6	That's how we do it. That's how we do we do you know we don't have no professional
1:15.2	starter kits in here starter kits you know what i'm trying to say yeah i uh i started recording my sets
1:23.6	to turn up clips and this guy sends me a couple clips and I don't look so good in them
1:30.6	like I just said it's like hey man I can't kill for 50 straight minutes but you know I do kill at some
1:40.8	parts let's do some of that I like, is there laughter in this?
1:46.1	I'm just bombing.
1:47.3	I can't.
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