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Breaking news.

In a surprising upset, a dark horse candidate has taken the lead in the presidential race.

Apparently it's a plant?

Okay.

Well, let's hear what supporters are saying.

You know, I appreciate that plants all about growth.

That's what our country needs.

I like that the plant doesn't give big long speeches.

For any speeches, it's the strong silent type.

I like a politician who can grow shade, and boy does plant grow shade.

Plant is constantly absorbing carbon dioxide, which helps fight global warming.

So yeah, it's got my vote.

I don't know.

I just like it's vibe.

And also it's flowers.

Here you have it.

Second place candidate Preston Peters had this to say in response.

I'm losing to a plant?

How is that even possible?

Like with leaves and everything?

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