DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and Andrew dive into their storied history with The Grinch. From elaborately themed experiential walkthroughs at summer camp, to unsolicited visits in college, all the way to the fateful Grinch impersonator that changed Snowchella forever.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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0:00.0	Well, you've certainly grown up since the last time I've seen you, Cindy Lou Who.
0:03.9	I absolutely have, Grinch, and you're still a nasty asshole.
0:10.7	Yeah, I curse now.
0:12.6	I feel like that first year I met you, you looked pretty good, but it's been a couple years since then.
0:16.3	It seems like time has really taken a toll on you.
0:19.1	Well, that's really sweet of you to say.
0:21.5	Because you know what?
0:22.4	I only age like fine wine.
0:26.5	Okay, Grinch, but you, you're looking trashy.
0:29.2	You're looking disgusting.
0:30.8	I couldn't possibly really think that about myself.
0:33.2	I mean, it seems like to me, it looks like he got a skin graft.
0:37.5	Don't you dare get into my skin, sir.
0:42.8	Because the thing is, you're not only stealing away from me my looks and Christmas,
0:50.4	but you're stealing the joy out of everybody's hearts.
0:53.4	So you're going to talk.
0:54.6	You're going to judge me.
0:55.1	Listen, the movie's not called Cindy Lou Who.
0:57.1	The movie's called The Grinch.
0:58.3	So, I mean, maybe, I think people could take or leave you.
1:01.1	The Grinch who stole Christmas, you got to get locked up.
1:03.7	At the end of the day, I think people would really take or leave you.
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