Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos. Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus 01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP” 01:26 The viral stoop debate 03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments 05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams 07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk 10:04 Kareem’s new cab show 11:14 New Jersey transplant debate 15:00 Getting recognized in public 15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night 16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story 19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe? 21:09 BlueChew ad 22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story 23:23 Is Chris conservative? 24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy 27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal 32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises 36:03 Apple Store mission 36:27 Mud Water ad 38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in 39:01 Chris wants to dunk again 40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris 43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block 44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store 45:55 Gyro vs. euro 46:13 Chris gets misidentified 47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo 48:39 Peptides and street chaos 50:03 Chris as the nice jock 51:18 Food, culture and NYC 01:01:00 Italian-American identity 01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line 01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast 01:08:57 The cat joins the show 01:11:18 Advice for young comedians 01:15:50 Trunk Takes? 01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food 01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com MUDWTER Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code chaos at https://mudwtr.com/chaos! #mudwtrpod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	They say go big or go home.
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0:05.9	When you're hungry for something big, like really big.
0:09.6	Big arch for big McDonald's hunger.
0:11.8	Order on the McDonald's app.
0:15.1	Saved from 11 a.m.
0:16.2	Upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders.
0:17.9	Subject to availability.
0:18.8	Price and participation may vary.
0:20.1	What's up everybody welcome to
0:21.8	another episode of chrissey chaos live from the chaos bus today we have kareem ramha from subway takes is
0:27.5	you're going to get banged in the chaos bus hell yeah let's go baby banging with podcasts how you doing my friend
0:32.6	i'm great i mean look at the fucking weather dude it's beautiful and look at the view look at the view we're look at the view we see vita look at show him that. Dude, it's beautiful. And look at the view. Look at the view.
0:38.3	Vita, show him that.
0:39.6	Freedom Tower.
0:40.4	There it is.
0:40.8	It's always, I always like looking at the Freedom Tower through the eyes of the Middle Eastern man. Freedom Tower, too. Freedom Tower, too. The sequel. Yeah, so I'm sorry that, you know, we are, I am a white guy and we're doing a podcast from the trunk and it's not a stoop.
0:55.4	Look, I had nothing white guy, and we're doing a podcast from the trunk, and it's not a stoop.
0:55.5	Look, I had nothing to do with that. I disagreed. I said, let the white man sit on the stoop. Do you know I said that? Of course. I look out for my white people. I said, let the white man sit on the stoop. Here's one thing I always say about Kareem, no matter what people say about on the streets,
1:09.3	I said he sticks up for white people.
1:11.2	He's one of the people that really loves white guys
1:13.8	and I've always appreciated them. Well, I know you guys have had a really tough time lately, and I think as an under, you know, appreciated group currently, I'm giving opportunities. My whole crew is white. Yes. Everyone on my crew, I employ whites. I know. I know.
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