Lunchtime. Time to get my macro in the microwave.

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Uh, yeah. So funny.

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Hey, the bird show.

I think this whole narrative,

Oh, kids don't like me from Abby is all in her head.

Based on what I saw and what I heard at the Birch's Big Adventure Reunion this weekend at Lifetime, where's Abby, where's Abby, where's Abby? I want to hang out with Abby. Abby, Abby, they like you. Do they? Do they? Because based off of my experience from the reunion, it's about a 50-50 chance whether or not the kids think I'm great.

Because there were some moments where I'm like, wow, maybe this year was just a fluke when that one child scowled at me when I asked her to dance.

Or maybe it was just a fluke when I wanted to go on the roller coaster with them and they said, no, that it was just a fluke.

And I was feeling pretty good going into the reunion.

This is my first reunion of 2025 because I had to miss the last couple ones.

And so I was really excited.

It's our big pool party at Lifetime Fitness.

And it started off actually pretty well because the first BBA kid that I saw was Ivy, who I got to walk down the runway with last year at our fashion show at Avalon. And, you know, we were riffing. We were talking about, you know, what she's been doing. And she was telling me these great accomplishments. She's just done with 4-H. And then, you know, she said, oh, I love Taylor Swift. and she's like, you want to go sing a Taylor Swift song with me? And so we sang a love story together. It was beautiful. And it was wonderful. Things were going so great. And then I saw Grayson and his family. And I spent a lot of time with them last year, especially because he has two younger sisters who I believe are around the age of like seven or eight at this point. I was so excited

to see them because the first time they saw me, they ran up to me and gave me a big hug. And so I was like, wow, all is right in the world. So I'm on a high from having just chatted with Ivy thinking everything's going great. The two twins just gave me a big old hug. And then this is when things should have just left.

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