Do I Sit Here?

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Let's keep rolling,
0:17.0	let's keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
0:25.0	What are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?
0:28.0	It is Thanksgiving.
0:29.0	It is.
0:30.0	Yeah, today is Thanksgiving.
0:31.0	Happy Thanksgiving or the Lord.
0:32.0	Yeah. Is Thanksgiving canceled? today is Thanksgiving, happy Thanksgiving. The Lord. Yeah, well.
0:33.0	Is Thanksgiving canceled?
0:35.0	As like a concept?
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	I think we still got it, but it's probably teeter.
0:39.0	It's going that way.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	Yeah, it's going to bed.
0:42.0	It's the last year. It might be your last one.
0:45.4	That's hilarious to think. That's like, to like, to like, to like, like, I would say if you're on the internet arguing about that it's a loss.
0:57.0	Just the fact that you're there arguing about that?
0:59.0	On either side.
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