All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)3 girls singing in church (28:13)Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)Elon Musk (1:14:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	I'm not gonna get a positive.
0:17.0	I'm not gonna get into this.
0:23.6	Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, are we live for now?
0:27.0	Hey, Corey Asbury is here.
0:28.3	We got a guest in the studio.
0:30.5	Hey, Corey Asbury's here. Singer, songwriter.
0:35.0	Is that how I looked up your wicked video.
0:37.0	Yeah, rapper.
0:38.0	I like to throw some other things.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	Long time, long time, long time internet rival.
0:43.1	Yes, correct.
0:44.1	Now we're here in the studio together, which I don't know exactly how it started.
0:48.0	But we were talking about...
0:50.0	It's a mystery.
0:51.0	Yeah, we, we, I do do remember we worked at the same church in Colorado
0:56.2	Springs. Did you work at that church? I was like I was on like the like
0:59.0	ministry staff. No you were not I didn't I wasn't I wasn't getting hold on
1:02.0	dude what at Colorado Springs No you were not. I didn't. Hold on. Hold on.
1:03.0	What?
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