Do cockroaches have hearts?
Moment Of Um
Lemonada Media
4.4 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From the brains behind brains on, this is the Moment of Um. |
| 0:06.7 | Moment of Um comes to you from APM Studios. I'm Cosette, the cockroach. |
| 0:16.5 | Um. |
| 0:18.5 | Oh my gosh. My cockroach mate Jimmy just wrote me the most beautiful love letter. |
| 0:26.6 | Here, listen to this. |
| 0:28.9 | My dearest Cosette, you are more beautiful than a lump of black licorice. |
| 0:33.9 | I love the way the light flickers off your thorax whenever you scurry to hide under the fridge. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh, he's so romantic. |
| 0:41.8 | Then he writes, |
| 0:43.1 | Cosette, my darling cockroach. |
| 0:45.6 | There's nothing I would like more than to share cracker crumbs, moldy cheese, and cat poop with you for the rest of my days. |
| 0:52.7 | My offer to you is simple. |
| 0:54.6 | It is my heart. |
| 0:56.4 | Wait a minute. |
| 0:57.2 | Jimmy wants to give me his cockroach heart. |
| 0:59.6 | First off, the sight of blood makes me pass out so gross. |
| 1:04.5 | Second of, um, how do I even know if cockroaches like us have hearts? |
| 1:10.5 | Oh, this reminds me of a question that's been |
| 1:12.8 | making the rounds from a human named Jude. Hi, my name is Jude. I'm from Cameron, and the question |
| 1:22.0 | is, to cockroaches have hearts? Yes, cockroaches do have hearts. |
| 1:31.1 | Hi, my name is Dr. Jody Green. |
| 1:33.7 | I am an educator and urban entomologist. |
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