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Absolutely Not

DO. BETTER.

Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather gives thanks to all of you hussies who watched the special, gets brought back down to reality by Robin after being on the road for weeks and gets some unsolicited advice her DM's. Rounding out the spiral, she gets into the voicemails where one fans admits that she is also trying to do better.

 

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:05.0

Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at this same

0:13.0

damn time.

0:14.0

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:23.0

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

0:28.0

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:29.0

How are you?

0:30.0

Turn my volume up a little bit there.

0:33.0

Okay.

0:34.0

Cooking with gas.

0:35.0

How's everybody doing?

0:36.5

Hope you're fantastic.

0:38.2

I wanted to start this episode off by just giving the deepest, most sincere, warmest thank

0:43.6

you I could to everybody who has streamed the special, who told their friends about it,

0:49.5

who had watch parties, all of that jazz.

0:52.2

I cannot thank you all enough.

0:53.5

We were number four in the first day out right behind the beckums, which again, you

0:57.9

know, I love everything full circle.

1:00.1

I used to wait on the beckums at SoulCycle.

1:02.1

So anyways, that's a beautiful moment, but y'all, I was just completely overwhelmed.

1:07.8

And just I really, I don't really know how to use my words to describe the level of gratitude

1:14.8

that I have felt in the way that other people in the business, you know, reposted and we're

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