They're like, yo Spacoli, you want to come out in our boat and do some video?

We'll pay you.

I'm like, yeah.

So I got this guy's private jet, fly down to Puerto Rico.

I'm on the back of the boat filming these guys reel in Marlin. Sharks are coming up, biting the Marlin in half. Creativity is definitely something that peaks in your early years. I like to think of it like as an antenna. The last time I did DMT, I swear to God I had a conversation with my tree.

I was telepathically communicating with the tree in my backyard. This one show that I did was about this dude who owned a chain of pawn shops in the Caribbean. One of them went all the way to a greenlight meeting at Viacom and the CEO of Viacom basically killed it. So that's when I made the decision like this.

I'm going to take all these show concepts I've been working on forever and I'm going to re-edit them for YouTube. The first show I uploaded was a real estate show that we created with this dude called Life for Sale. Every week we were uploading these episodes and they were doing 500,000 views. What's the deal with aliens? Can you tell us if there exists or not? Well, I have the answers.

I can tell you exactly what's going on.

So are we talking politics today or what?

I think so. Okay, perfect. What's about Gavin Newsome? What do you know about politics? We don't know anything. This is a political show, right? I think Gavin Newsom would be a dead ringer for a president if he was never in charge of California. Well, I mean, California. Like if he was more underground than came up, I think he would have done better. Isn't he Nancy Pelosi's like nephew or something? I think so. Oh, wow. Yeah, I heard he was related to Nancy Pelosi. Now I think it's going to be harder for him to ever be the president.

But what do you think?

I mean, I don't know.

I don't live here.

But I mean, I heard that I heard that California is the number one for Fortune 500 businesses.

And, you know, the biggest tech companies are here.

And how much money was like $28 billion went to like the homeless and they're not

sure where it went kind of thing yeah it all went missing or something just went and the homeless

population increased thanks who is it uh maybe it was it Elon Musk I was listening to was saying

that they get a thousand dollars per homeless person or a million dollars per homeless person. Whoa, that's kind of wild. A million like $998,000 or something per homeless person. Wow.

Was like the funding math that they do. Well, I don't know if that's true. That's true. There's a lot of homeless people. That's wacky. Wow.

We're all loaded up with. That's why it's 28 billion. Jesus. By the way, yeah, we're all loaded up with cratum. You got some. Yeah, we got the rabbit going. We got the, well, we got the, the new brew. Got some new brew. And we got the white rabbit. What's in the white rabbit? I'm hooked on the white rabbit bro can i see that bottle i'm i'm quick this is the larry wheels shit yeah it's just

it's a nice amount of crate him in in there. I had someone when I went on your show. Oh, yes, you did. I forgot about that. Yeah, I'm hooked on the white rabbit. Oh. It's tough. You get around other people. They have different cratum and then you end up taking too much cratim. I just had a, um, a cratum expert on my show. He's actually like the world's leading cratum scientist. Okay. And he did like the biggest study on cratum that's ever been done. Is it a recent study or an older study? I'm not sure. I think it's probably within the last decade. Okay. And, uh, yeah, he was explaining to me that, um, you know, obviously has lots of medical benefits and stuff like that with the study they did. It's not dangerous. And it's no more addictive than caffeine or nicotine. It's way less addictive than nicotine. And, you know, as long as you use it in like a non-abusive way. Like I drink coffee. I've drink coffee every day of my life for

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