DJ Jazzy Jeff

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Two-time Grammy winner (the first ever for Best Rap Performance) – and host of the web series 'Vinyl Destination' – DJ Jazzy Jeff digs into the crates sharing his early days of a FIRST JOB frying chicken at Roy Rogers restaurants, his love of music, and his lack of hobbies. Are the Grammys and other music award shows a SCAM? Jeff details the ways the music industry and radio stations have done a disservice to truly original music and how DJs and musicians can breakthrough now. @Rod4Short addresses the ways you can tastefully navigate Will Smith conversations at the job without being sent to HR. He also rains praise upon the unsung heroes of the nightlife – women security guards.
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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
0:07.5	We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
0:14.3	We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:25.1	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.9	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:34.4	Now hiring.
0:36.7	Rod, what are you doing here?
0:38.0	You're early.
0:38.7	Now hiring.
0:39.9	The old time for his job.
0:41.5	Amen.
0:43.5	There are now companies offering unlimited PTO.
0:49.6	Really?
0:50.8	This smells like a scam.
0:52.4	But they say Netflix, Twitter, PayPal, Evernote, Oracle, LinkedIn, Kronos, GitHub, Roku, GE, Live, Shopify, and Dropbox are amongst the companies now giving you the opportunity to just live wherever you want and leave whatever you want and collect that
1:14.5	PTO unlimited.
1:16.6	J.G, scam or not?
1:18.4	That's a scam.
1:19.9	You can't have unlimited anything.
1:22.1	Even when you go to a buffet, you can't eat it all.
1:26.1	I've seen people try. I don't see some shit. You can try my shit. You can't eat it all. I've seen people try.
1:27.6	I've seen some shit again.
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