April 1st Special

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The team talks with the unofficial Chicago Mayor Blori Rightfoot. Not to be confused with the actual mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot. The first-ever sponsor of Roy's Job Fair, Sackleson State Community College, sends over the Dean of Admissions Lenard T. Falcon to share the research-driven admissions policies for both attractive and unattractive candidates - and back to back - all five smash hits of 'You Is Wimmen' before the Grammy Awards!

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:16.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:19.4	Special April 1st episode.
0:22.5	Now hiring.
0:24.9	Somebody needs to do a better job of making sure that motherfuckers don't pull their phones out during a Chris Rock show and sneak and record the show.
0:34.4	Okay, I'm with you.
0:35.6	Chris Rock at a show in Boston earlier this week addressed the Will Smith slap during a sold-out stand-up show and the audio was already released online.
0:45.3	I hate that for him.
0:47.3	Comedy, it sucks because comedy is created in front of the consumer.
0:51.3	This man isn't even getting the space to process this shit and people are putting out headlines
0:55.5	every fucking day.
0:57.1	It's not, like, I'm not,
0:58.8	we haven't unpacked that issue yet.
1:01.6	We probably should wait to do it with Rod
1:03.4	at a later time.
1:05.4	Get deep into it.
1:06.4	I hate that, yeah, I hate that somebody is straight.
1:10.3	You know what? Then it just need to be no phones
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