Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Even at fancy pants restaurants.

Your crisps, Madame.

Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.

They got her thrown out of cinemas.

And were forever in the bedsheets.

crisps.

They're kind of like your current account.

Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.

Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

The bird show.

You'll never go out with somebody on a date and they just get like

inappropriately drunk for the time that you're having.

Yeah, my husband and I first date.

Yeah, you were the one that got inappropriately drunk or he was the one.

Oh, I was hammered.

Was he?

No, he was not because he was driving.

And I distinctly remember we went to very nice dinner, but they had just laid

malt so it smelled like manure out back, but that was fine.

We still had a lovely time.

And then we left there and I was a woman on a mission because I wanted

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