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Ditch Or Date: She Wants Out After He Called Her His “Soulmate”!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Everything was going great! And then he said "I think you're my soulmate." Should she #DitchOrDate him knowing she can't say the same?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, the birch show here it is mid July and I think just now I reached the apex of happiness

0:12.0

for the year.

0:13.0

This has already been a very good year for me.

0:16.3

You know, there are just some years that are better than others man.

0:19.0

You probably point to one year in your life where you're like, oh, I wish I could just

0:22.2

bypass that one.

0:23.2

I had one where I got a divorce.

0:26.8

My dad passed away.

0:27.8

My business partner took off.

0:30.1

It was just a mess, right?

0:31.4

This year, however, when you lost your appendix and I lost my appendix, right?

0:35.3

It's rough.

0:36.3

And if you're really crafty things, you almost forget about that one, right?

0:39.7

No, no, no, not 20, 23.

0:43.8

And it just got better this morning.

0:47.0

First of all, in 2023, not the brag.

0:49.6

But I'm proud of myself.

0:50.9

I wrote a book.

0:51.9

Congratulations, author.

0:52.9

Okay.

0:53.9

The book, listenable.

0:54.9

If you're starting a podcast, I think it's got to start there.

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