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Ditch Or Date: He Won’t Ask Her Out On The Weekends!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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They've been dating for three weeks, but he's never taken her out on a weekend! Would you #DitchOrDate? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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the virtue. I think it's so commonplace for us now that we don't even really embrace

0:06.5

the miracle of technology that we deal with every single day. I mean, I'm a lot older than

0:12.8

Abby, so I was around before cell phones were a thing, right? And before computers were

0:17.5

as advances they are now. And the access we have that we take for granted every day, like, what's

0:22.6

in the palm of your hand? How we can stay connected and get information. It's really pretty much a

0:27.6

miracle, right? And it's advancing. It's such an incredible rate. So when this one came out

0:34.0

this morning, I thought, okay, here's the next evolution. But is this one safe? Because Amazon

0:38.8

now is experimenting with drones that are going to drop off your prescription drugs right to your house.

0:47.2

We're excited to announce that customers who signed up for primary are going to be able to get

0:51.8

prescription medication delivered to their doorstep in under 60 minutes. That means getting as close

0:57.2

as possible to our customers or patients as fast as possible. The second you understand that

1:02.4

something might be happening with a patient that they may be experiencing a medical condition,

1:06.2

you want to get them the care they need as quickly as possible. It really is unparalleled

1:11.2

in the experience for getting prescription medication. My peanut butter got delivered to my

1:16.0

neighbor. Are we sure my lexic pro is going to get delivered to me? That's the thing right there.

1:23.5

Like if somebody knows, I mean, it's already hard to get Adderall in this country.

1:27.5

They know you got a prescription for Adderall and it's dropping out of the sky. It knew not

1:35.2

exactly. I mean, I'm not mad at it. That way, CVS can stop sending me those text messages just like,

1:43.5

but yeah, I mean, like with anything, there's going to be like hiccups if you want to call it that.

1:48.4

For sure, the people who need them drugs, not getting them drugs. All right. So she's been dating

1:54.2

this guy for a couple of weeks now, but there's still he's doing one thing that kind of makes her

1:58.6

think like maybe I should just ditch this guy. Should she ditch her date? People often reserve

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