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The Bert Show

Ditch Or Date: He Said I Love You After Only Two Dates!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Is it a #RedFlag that they’ve only been on two dates and he’s ALREADY said “I Love You”? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue is it super romantic?

0:04.5

Or is it a big old red flag that unlike their very first date or two dates, I should say?

0:12.8

Dude already said I love you.

0:15.5

Oh, I don't freak a lot of people out.

0:18.0

No, if it's you and you're on this date, right? And she says after a second date, I think I love you.

0:23.6

No, no, no.

0:24.5

Yeah, because how you say it?

0:25.9

It's not even think.

0:26.7

Yeah, huh.

0:27.2

Huh?

0:28.8

She just says it.

0:29.6

She says it. I love you.

0:31.2

Like no smile.

0:32.0

We, we, I love you.

0:34.1

Not as a joke.

0:34.8

Like that?

0:35.5

On a second date.

0:36.4

Yeah, I'm going.

0:37.9

I'm going.

0:38.5

I'll be terrified.

0:39.5

No, I just think.

0:40.2

Really?

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