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Ditch Or Date: He Peed Himself On Their First Date?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

They were having a great time on their date! Then he peed himself. Oops! Dealbreaker?! It's #DitchOrDate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:07.0

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0:10.0

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0:15.0

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0:18.0

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0:22.0

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0:26.0

So it's Barkley's communities to find out more.

0:29.0

Dad, I'm hungry.

0:31.0

Right, what do I cook for tea?

0:33.0

Mcken chips. These will be good.

0:35.0

You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer.

0:38.0

Just say, Alexa, open Mcken and Alexa will help you.

0:42.0

What? You mean if I say Alexa, open Mcken? Alexa will open the bag of chips for me.

0:46.0

Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them and give you ideas for tea.

0:52.0

Oh, okay. Alexa, open Mcken.

0:55.0

Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard.

0:57.0

Chip, chip, hooray. Crispy air fryer perfection with Mcken.

1:00.0

Hey, the bird show, a quote unquote Jason and I have been on three dates so far.

1:06.0

And I've been having a pretty decent time with him.

1:08.0

I mean, that's where the litmus test is right now.

1:10.0

That's your cut line. Pretty decent.

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