Ditch Or Date: He Asked Her Out To A Funeral!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 14 March 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Berksho. |
| 0:01.0 | Alright, so what do you got going on in your life? |
| 0:02.9 | You're dating and something gone on and you're just really not sure if you should continue |
| 0:09.6 | to date the guy or ditch the guy. |
| 0:11.9 | It's the Berksho's Ditcher Date. |
| 0:30.0 | Strange is first date ever. |
| 0:35.0 | A funeral that alone. |
| 0:37.4 | If you just heard that and you heard nothing else, Cassie and Mo, first date funeral you |
| 0:42.6 | hear nothing else, ditch or date. |
| 0:44.9 | Ditch. |
| 0:45.9 | I would actually say date. |
| 0:49.3 | Date? |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah, because if somebody takes you to a funeral for the first date, I would imagine it |
| 0:52.9 | was like a situation they genuinely could not help. |
| 0:56.1 | And if you went, you must really like the person. |
| 0:57.8 | So you might as well date them. |
| 0:58.8 | Your might as well get married right after it. |
| 1:00.7 | In the church. |
| 1:01.7 | No way. |
| 1:02.7 | funeral no. |
| 1:03.7 | Graveyard, okay. |
| 1:04.7 | Yeah, you are like that, aren't you? |
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