Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema, who were these guys? Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.

Otherwise known as Junkfoot Cinema, brought to you by filmscorejects.com.com. Dot, dot get horny, and die.

I am your host, Brian Salsbury. I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He's a novelist. He's a screenwriter. He's a lieutenant of Megaforce. Probably somebody you don't want to

have around your teenage children, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Hi. How's it going? I am razor.

I am so razor. This is so razor.

I'm so razor, though, because not only does this movie have its own fetch, but we have a special guest in the studio today.

And that is, of course, my friend, your friend, everybody's friend, you may have heard him mention in a couple of podcasts over the years, Mr. Bill Stitler.

Hey, everybody.

I'm so happy to be here.

He's here.

He would really, really like to be here for an episode of Hots, which he's been trying to get us to cover forever.

I gave you my DVD copy of Hots.

Have you watched Hots yet, Brian?

Yeah, of course I've watched Hots.

I mean, come on.

It's got to see with a hot air balloon with a bear in it.

It's a hot bear balloon.

First of all, it's a hot bear balloon in that case.

I don't know why we're not using the appropriate lingo.

Certainly one of Danny Banaducci's five best film performances, I would say.

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