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This is top flight time machine I am Andy Dawson I'm Sam de laity

Good morning Sam did you stay up late and watch the Oscars?

Nah.

Me neither.

People who watch the Oscars.

A sweeping statement here.

Apologies to any cunters out there who are offend, but I've always sort of thought that people who stay up watching the Oscars, particularly British people, are kants.

The worst kind of kuntz. Don't you think? So you're totally on board with this.

Ah, pretty much. I've got no time for any award ceremonies whatsoever in any way.

She at what for me. The Oscars, Oscars is like the conversations that surround the

Oscars are like so stupid because you'll go people will go oh so I mean obviously

you know by osmosis who fucking won the big ones right you can't

bloody switch on the telly or the radio or Twitter about knowing so I know that that

what was it green card the one two fellas drawn around in a car that's it green book right yeah so that one right so say for example then some kind might come up to you and go yeah

green book one I don't know I might have given it to Roma and you're like what are you

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