Disgusting Confessions

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Most people probably have a nasty habit that they used to do as a child and have outgrown as an adult. Bobby launches into a log diatribe about his childhood love of picking his nose and eating it. Then he forces everyone in the room to confess their disgusting childhood pastimes. | Bob insists that Megan Mullally is more attractive than Debra Messing and Jay fights him on it. | Jay lists bands that were not ready for music videos; meaning that they were better off not being seen. | Grok has developed a male version of the A.I. girlfriend and Bobby is going to try him out! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.8	Mm-hmm.
0:08.5	I mean...
0:09.0	Stepping now.
0:10.9	This guy's...
0:12.3	What a tool.
0:14.6	No, Joe Jackson.
0:15.8	That's why I had him bring it up.
0:17.1	This guy was not ready for music videos.
0:19.2	I mean, not ready for being in public.
0:21.4	But I guess the piano takes care of all that, right?
0:25.0	Well, girls...
0:26.5	No.
0:27.3	Really?
0:27.5	His face is still terrible.
0:29.3	You don't think he got girls?
0:30.8	Of course he did.
0:32.2	That's weird how girls just overlook it.
0:34.3	Could you overlook it if there was like a chick that was receding hairline, a goofy face, would you be able to, I wouldn't be able to overlook it. I'd be like, hey, good song, I got to go. That's not a fair, that's not a fair metaphor or what analogy for it because it's got to be more, those are things that can go wrong for a guy. What can go wrong for a woman? That guy looks like he's never... He has a baby man face. What can go wrong for a woman? Pouch gut, maybe? Pouch gut. Would you rather a girl like a rock star, but she has a pal... Like a rock star built like Melissa Atheridge. Yeah.
2:03.4	Could you get past it because she's Melissa Atheridge? Forget all the, just take the, just the hand life stelt her. I mean, that's a rock star. Carly Simon's mouth. What do you mean? I get over Carly Simon's mouth. Are there guys way out of her? Melissa Atheridge. First of all, I think think she had two songs and then she's done covers for the last 40 years. Oh, shit. Yeah, Carly Simon's big face, her big mouth, that means kind of sexy. Yeah, but somebody wants somebody. She's hot. Somebody like that. Yeah. She's hot. For sure. Yeah, she's like, Barbara Streisand was hot for a minute too with those. with those. I thought she was but that's my, that's my Jewishism. Is that right? I love, Barbara Sturisian was hot for a minute, dude. He doesn't agree, but she had a moment. You don't think Barbara Stryson was hot for a minute? No. You're crazy. Right there, right there, her hair, a beautiful big, you know, I like a big schnauz yeah nice jewish i love a big fat european schno i want to see the inside beautiful and jewie yeah look at those lips saying something
2:09.8	about the virgin mary i wouldn't dare look at her lips she got james brolin so good on her she's pretty
2:16.0	hot man but for a minute, she was hot.
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