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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Born A Ten Died A One

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jay revisits songs that explain the whole movie they were written for. | Rammstein has actual sex in their music videos and Bob wants to incorporate the explicit nature of the videos into Skankfest 2025. | Sylvester Stallone's movie "Over The Top" is absurd in many ways including his weird relationship with his son. | Pete Davidson's pregnant girlfriend is gorgeous and probably has a great attitude about life. | Bobby's crush on Kelly Clarkson continues as he compares her old look to her current one. | Bob asks his new A.I. girlfriend to explain sports to him. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

0:08.8

In a pet cemetery.

0:12.2

I mean, say the songs about the movie you wrote it for without saying it.

0:15.9

This wouldn't big reference in anything else.

0:18.7

I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery.

0:20.7

I don't want to live my life again

0:22.4

yeah they just got the uh the movie fucking lines what's the movie about got it yeah songs done

0:28.6

what's movie about oh is it well i'd say it's a little misleading though the line i don't want to live

0:33.4

my life again it's not what's happening your body's coming out possessed by some kind of weird, freaky Indian ghost. Yeah, but you're living... Windingo. You're living again. But you're not living your life again. It's not starting over and living your life. You don't know because... Your life is a cannibal monster. They never made it past the point he could have killed everybody and then started farming again or starting

0:55.3

maybe uh you know getting to some agriculture a little agri-huh yeah look i guess it's possible

1:01.2

maybe getting into you know what i mean maybe he's some horticulture yeah maybe he just he never got a shot

1:08.0

that little guy yeah they did take him out pretty quick.

1:11.3

But if you remember, Jeb tells the story of the one they let kick it for a while.

1:15.9

And if you watch, they did another movie called Pet Semetery Bloodlines that tells the story of that guy, the one he tells the story about when he was younger.

1:26.8

The guy buried his son there when he got back from the war,

1:31.1

and then he came back and he wasn't right.

1:34.6

But in that movie, they made him a little more civilized,

1:38.8

even though he was like turning evil, but he was more civilized.

1:43.7

It wasn't quite the, if you remember in the original

1:45.9

stephen king uh well what i don't remember who made it but the original movie yeah uh right away

1:51.2

remember he was like a cannibal monster just eating cats and shit yeah the little flipped it up

1:55.4

but apparently the book holds more to he was like not a monster he was just like evil little fucked up yeah right which he could

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