Discussing The Horrors Of Our Time
Sad Boyz
Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Sabloys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. |
| 0:03.3 | I'm Jarvis. |
| 0:03.8 | I'm Jordan. |
| 0:04.7 | Hey. |
| 0:05.3 | When you start recording like for this show or whenever you do videos or something like that, |
| 0:12.5 | I start with the weirdest face. |
| 0:17.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:18.4 | It's the kind of classic, what do I do with my hands in a photo? |
| 0:22.1 | But it's for the first like 15 seconds of any recording ever. And then I find the sea legs of it. |
| 0:27.6 | Right. But I'm sure. I don't know how it comes out in the cup. But there is, there's got to be at this point hundreds and hundreds of archive screenshots of you opening the show with your opening line and me doing something like this. |
| 0:41.6 | Oh, yeah, you like loading. |
| 0:42.9 | It's like the, it's like when you launch a thing and it shows you the like Photoshop is starting. |
| 0:48.1 | I'm calibrating. |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah, copyright 2003 or whatever. |
| 0:51.4 | Yeah, my watermark comes up and my watermark is the most unflattering screenshot of my own face. How you doing? All right, mate. What the hell is going on? What the hell is even happening? Other than the horrors of the world. Yeah, that's what we do. I mean, what is happening is a domestic occupation by the federal government. That's what I mean where like emphasis on I'm all right. |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.2 | Because it is just like relatively speaking pretty fucking easy, breezy versus some |
| 1:20.8 | Gestapo strong men flat footing their way around like doing domestic terrorism with a new brand yeah untrained |
| 1:30.2 | people that shouldn't even have weapons um working on their g ed and swapping it out for a grenade |
| 1:36.2 | is somehow like a viable career path the uh for anyone that didn't hear i mean yeah it's like |
| 1:43.4 | the fucking it's like the fucking... |
| 1:44.9 | It's like give crash outs a gun. |
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