Discussing Bidets With The CEO of Jaffa Cakes

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Featuring longtime collaborator and funnyman: Fungletoe

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0:00.0	All right, anyways, it's 137.
0:03.8	Abby gets home at 3 o'clock.
0:05.3	So, you know, if we cut out all the horrible shit that we're probably going to say,
0:09.7	we have to get going.
0:12.5	Okay, impromptu podcast with, did I start this thing?
0:16.4	Yeah, it's recording.
0:18.3	Impromptu podcast.
0:20.5	Daycare shut down because coronavirus has crept its way into my county.
0:26.0	So it's in the mood to ruin lives.
0:30.1	My grandma's in quarantine.
0:31.5	Everybody's in quarantine.
0:33.4	Daycare shut down.
0:34.4	So I missed her mom during the fucking week.
0:36.3	Abby's work shutting down.
0:37.3	So I'm going to be sitting in the house with her.
0:40.0	And so I have like a hour and a half window until this starts, until everybody's home for good.
0:48.2	And so I, you know, I was going to go for someone like John Travolta as my next guest, but I just had to look around
0:54.8	and see what I could find.
0:56.0	I just out on that for now.
0:57.0	Yeah, so I just got a fungal toe.
1:00.0	I'm rich fucking Joe.
1:02.0	You know what's funny is, looking in comparison to the other guests, people are gonna be
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