Hey, what's going on, guys? It's me, General Sam, back at it again with another

Forehead Fables podcast. It's like episode five or six or something. I think it's five.

And, you know, this one, I'm just going solo. It's just got to be me. Just got to be me yapping away.

But don't worry, I got some interesting stuff i want to talk about and and i'm having

a pretty good day because uh you know i've been dieting i'm not sure if you guys have realized but i

went from big big fat boy to kind of fat boy and and so i've been i haven't eaten carbs in a long time. Well, yesterday was my birthday.

Dude, I fucked up an entire Boston cream pie. You know, I often talk shit about my wife.

And, uh, because, you know, if you're married, why not? What should do? Dump me. And, uh,

and she's really, like, I like being a cynical ass, but I mean, my life's pretty good.

I sit in my house all day.

Porn's right there.

I eat dinner every day.

I mean, like, what do I have to complain about? You know?

And so the only thing I can complain about is marriage tension, which, you know, my marriage is great, actually.

I just like to complain about it because I know it pisses Abby off.

But this is the one time you're going to hear me praise that bitch.

The one time! No, I hear me praise that bitch. The one time.

No, I was, she's a fucking great wife.

You know what she did for me?

It was my birthday, right?

Birthday's on Monday.

But of course, when you have family, everybody's got jobs and everything.

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