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This is not going to be like a poopy pod. Yes. Where we're always talking about like

shit related crimes. Correct. But wow, people be pooping.

It does seem like a lot of petty crimes, maybe crime crimes, surround poop.

Welcome to petty crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates

small interpersonal issues.

Exactly. We are your co-hosts. My name is Griff.

I'm Kira. Grab some tea, a coffee, anything? Grab your attention. Let's get petty.

All right. Well, hello again, Kira. Hi, Griff. Today, I'm going to be presenting you with a case from my end that was actually written into us through our email.

Again, that's Petty Crimes Podcast at gmail.com.

Someone I know who listened to one of her episodes wrote something in.

I'm very, very excited to present it to you and see what you have to say.

I think there's a lot to say.

Okay. I feel nervous. All right. I'm going to start at the top by reading just the little blurb that my friend will call him Doug sent through. Are you ready?

I am ready. I hope so. All right. It says, hi, Kira and Griff. I listened to Kira's story about her neighbor's dog pooping on the roof, and it reminded me of a potentially petty crime I have to share.

Like Griff, I also work at a fitness studio, and we've had a long-term client that has been

coming to our studio for years, long before I started there.

I'll start by saying that she's really friendly and that she works really hard in classes.

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