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But you are not allowed to have one single rooster. Reversexism. Roosters could maybe like peck your little child's eyes out.

Well, also, don't they cockadoodle do with the crack of dawn?

They do, they do.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime podcast that exclusively investigates.

Drama.

We are now on episode five, so exciting. We've also just passed 10,000 streams. So thank you,

everyone, for listening. And a special thank you to those of you who made it through last

episode about the shower shitter, a harrowing story. And we are committed to not featuring

any other poo-related crimes until

next season earliest. That's our promise to you. Griff, I am so overwhelmingly excited for today's

case because this is the first time we're giving a full episode to a crime submitted from a listener

via Petty Crimes podcast at gmail.com. Familiarize

yourselves. And Griff doesn't know anything about it. Nothing. I'm all ears. I'm ready to hear.

Okay, okay. I won't always read an email, but when it's this good, I will be reading the email.

Here we go. Dear Griff and K good, I will be reading the email. Here we go.

Dear Griff and Kira, I submit to you my petty crime.

To begin, I'm going to take us back to the spring of 2021.

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