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And she put it all together and developed a theory that they're trying to murder her.

Oh my gosh.

Benny and Becky are trying to murder her. Oh my gosh. Benny and Becky are trying to murder me.

Hey, welcome back to Petty Crimes,

the only true crime comedy podcast

that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Exactly.

And we are your co-hosts.

My name is Griff.

And I am Kira. Grab a seat or stand up or do your

dishes, fold your laundry, scroll, Tinder, whatever it is. That's how you know I'm like

ancient and better than the relationship for five years. So I just said scroll Tinder. But do

whatever you do when you listen to podcasts and get ready for some tea.

Let's do it. Let's get petty. Let's get petty. Let's do it. Today I will be presenting a crime that I'm

incredibly excited about. Griff knows nothing about it. Nada. And it's from, I'll just say, it's from my

boyfriend's work. I mean, I kind of hate saying boyfriend because we've been together five years, but my partner, Alex, it's from his work.

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