Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live the more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget.

So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles,

as well as delving into our lovely great big overflowing mail sacks. So William, have you had an eventful week?

I've had an all right week, yes, I wouldn't call it eventful particularly.

I've had a very eventful week.

Well, when we last spoke on a bonus, you were a day away from having a master blaster

installed, whatever that is.

I've had a master blaster installed.

I've been sirened front and back.

I've been censored on my garage door.

I've had additional security on my back passage.

You name it, I'm fully alarmed.

No one's getting in there without you knowing.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

And all of those additions were compatible with your legacy system. They were, yes. Did they not run out of zones? I did. Yes, I did run out of zones. I did run out of zones. However, I could get all the basics I wanted in there. But I am now maximum zoned out. so I can't add anything more. The only other thing.

And there was a point where Gary, who was my luxury alarm fitter. And of course, he of course

fitted your luxury alarm as well. I sent him an email. And Gary, Gary said to me, he said,

I'm out of zones, Jonathan. I'm out of zones. The only thing we could do is to upgrade your panel to Williams panel. I said, no, no, because that will give him the last laugh. I'm sticking with that legacy system until it finally dies a death, Gary. Next week. I said, I do not want to upgrade to Williams panel yet. Not yet. It's a very smart panel. I'm sure it is a smart panel. Actually, my parents have that panel too, it turns out. They don't go to the same place we do, but they have got the same panel. Right. Wow. So they are properly secured as well. Two and up on well. To an upper British standard. So they fitted the...

Zones to spare.

They fitted the master blaster.

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