Dirty Bodies and Birthday Indulgence
The Luxury Podcast
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4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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In this luxury bonus episode, William begins with an update on his new sofa, followed by a discussion about birthday indulgence. The episode continues with Jonathan and William responding to listener correspondence on tackling terrible hosts, dirty bodies, and perplexing vicar outfits.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:17.6 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make |
| 0:21.4 | life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:23.6 | So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I, of course, |
| 0:28.0 | will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely, |
| 0:33.2 | great, big, overflowing mail sacks. |
| 0:37.2 | How's your week been, William? It's been very good, |
| 0:39.3 | thank you. Good. Um, news, we have moved bedrooms. Have you? Yes. So in our, in our house, |
| 0:45.8 | we have now got two beds for a start, although we have moved a mattress, so actually one of them |
| 0:49.6 | is just the frame. So he still can't come and stay. But we will order a new mattress in the fullness of time. And we're now in that middle bedroom that was going to be for guests. It was going to be the guest bedroom. But we decide it's much nicer than where we were up top. So we've taken it for ourselves. Oh. Which I think is fine because it's our house. So when you say the room, do you mean the room next to your... The room, remember the room that the air fry was on the floor in? Yes. The junk room, sort of. That room. |
| 1:14.7 | It's all proper. So when you say the room, do you mean the room next to your... The room, remember the room that the air frie was on the floor in? |
| 1:12.7 | Yes. |
| 1:13.0 | The junk room, sort of. |
| 1:14.3 | That room, it's all properly painted, there's no air friar on the floor, it's a proper bed in it. Oh. It's lovely vibes. How novel. I'll show you a photo. What do you mean how novel? Well, I liked your room before because it felt like your own private suite. |
| 1:27.9 | Yes, but this is a much nicer room. |
| 1:30.5 | Okay. |
| 1:31.1 | Look at that. Isn't that nice? It looks very nice, yes. And the decor and it looks cozy. We've got some cushions in there now. Okay. So it now looks like that. Very nice. Yeah. Some green sage. The walls, for those that want to know, they know their far and ball colours, which I think will be most of our listeners. French grey walls. Mm-hmm. And our cornice and ceiling and woodwork, shaded white. Oh, I'm a lover of shaded white. Yes. I'm shaded white throughout. Yes, you are actually. |
| 2:00.8 | I am. |
| 2:01.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 2:02.1 | Just one colour after another. |
| 2:07.7 | So we're going to get onto your sofa soon. |
| 2:10.3 | Oh, good. |
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