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Top Flight Time Machine

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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Dog ham, parenting hell, smell blindness, and Sam comes out as a homosexual as the build-up to his birthday week begins…

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0:00.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

0:07.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

0:14.0

This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Dawson.

0:17.0

I'm Sandalani. Come on mate.

0:19.0

Look a bit more enthusiastic. You literally yawned your way through that and wiped your eyes of sleep, like not again.

0:28.0

I've had a rough morning. This isn't the first world war, mate. We're not having to jump out of a trench to face the hunt.

0:35.0

It's a certain death, right? Surrounded by our friends dying body parts everywhere.

0:41.0

No hope for the future. A sense that we will never see our

0:44.6

loved ones back in Blighty ever again, that the world can be coming to an end.

0:48.8

All you're having to do is do a half hour podcast of basically swearing with me.

0:55.0

It was at the point when Andy started a regard talking shit for 30 minutes once a day

1:00.0

as a chore that I knew the top flight time machine was over.

1:04.1

Yeah, you're like, oh God, let's do this shit again.

1:07.6

I've just had a rough morning.

1:08.9

You know what?

1:09.7

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, do this.

1:11.3

It's just Thursday morning, we're recording Friday mornings on Thursday morning because of reasons.

1:15.8

And I'm slightly late to do this because my daughter has insisted that I take her into school at half night a day instead of half

1:24.3

eight why because is it the last later on fucking flexi time or something now

1:30.4

I don't know she's like she's gone she's got some key assessments later on but she's

1:34.7

got I'm just going to go in at half nine I'm like what the fuck I know you're

1:38.7

you're you go in kind of when you've got exams. See assessments? Yeah.

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