Ding Dong Dick
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sure would be cool if there was somebody heat next to me and I'm hugging a pillow two pillows |
| 0:05.3 | Call her Mary Jane spitting on a celi and assert a hundred percent you ever finger a purple mattress |
| 0:13.8 | Do you afford in high school? |
| 0:15.8 | Did ever fart in high school? Yeah, I just like that bitch. You go yeah, I feel like |
| 0:20.4 | But the hallways I'd let this should go the hallways be getting it. What is it about elevators makes you want to rip ass? |
| 0:26.8 | If I'm alone. Yeah, you got out of an Uber you're in the lobby and I farting |
| 0:31.1 | I think the only place that I don't feel free to just let it go is like a new girl's |
| 0:36.4 | Like oh, I can't apartment. I think that's your body's way that's your body's way of letting you know if she's the one or not |
| 0:43.0 | Cuz like I will feel like tense. I'll feel the the parts I got to let out and if she's around him |
| 0:48.9 | I can't but like there's something about it. We're like |
| 0:52.2 | That was for you hold up, but in a progressive way like |
| 0:56.2 | That's my body being comfortable around you. Right. You but you have to get to that place |
| 1:00.3 | You can't just be like date number two right |
| 1:03.2 | Given guard away right right slipping in loops. Yeah, dude. I had a comfortable girl. You you take a shit and use their tapestry as toilet paper |
| 1:12.5 | Her tapestry. Oh, that's where we're talking about. No, I have it |
| 1:16.7 | No, I have it. Are we doing this? Yeah, this is the man who won the March madness? |
| 1:20.9 | This is Garrett. He won the March madness. He wanted me to get the best bracket or he picked who's gonna win |
| 1:25.5 | I don't know how did that work? I think he picked who won wow hold on win Yukon. Yeah, Yukon huskies |
| 1:33.5 | Used to have one of those I gave that away and then you named it the same thing. Yeah, everything that dog is now |
| 1:39.9 | I'm back yard running somewhere freely. No, I think he's doing MMA in Vermont |
| 1:45.4 | That's crazy people live in Vermont. I'm like how do I get stronger? |
| 1:48.9 | They're just doing MMA in Vermont. Oh, yeah, do people live everywhere? That's it's insane |
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