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Now, Clayton, you're saying you wouldn't do this, but it's not because of any kind of...

Not because of the price, because just hearing what we just...

You can afford it. You can get...

It's not a problem. It's just, it just sounds like so invasive to so many other animals.

And the end result just being like, you'll just know that this dog shares some DNA,

but it's basically just any old dog.

It's just, you could just tell yourself when you get a new dog, my dog is in this dog.

Right.

The soul of my dog.

And that's free or whatever the, you know, shelter fee is, maybe $170.

I don't know.

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