Diddy “Sorry” After Vicious Beatdown Of Ex-Girlfriend |5.20.24

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🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Diddy is “really sorry,” dead people’s brains could always be frozen but now can they be unfrozen and re-applied, tacos are officially ruled as sandwiches by a judge, and the dumbest criminals ever

(00:00:00) - Teasers! 🥵♨️
(00:04:31) - Diddy video of him beating ex Cassie released and he’s totally sorry
(00:15:01) - Two men in Fort Worth stole three 12 packs of Bud Light from a gas station and decided to make it an armed robbery last second
(00:20:42) - A Taiwanese Parliament member physically stole a bill that his party didn’t want to be passed
(00:24:10) - Iran’s President missing after a helicopter crash and Usyk the new heavyweight champ
(00:25:04) - A judge in Indiana rules that tacos are officially sandwiches
(00:33:08) - Mexican taqueria becomes first taco stand in history to earn a Michelin star
(00:36:50) - Chinese scientists claim they have figured out how to thaw out frozen brains and regain brain function

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