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Larry Miller Show

Did You Eat At Antonio's?

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells about trying to accomplish chores while in a pasta-fueled fugue state. And encounters a crazy woman man-handling cherries at the supermarket. Then Larry talks about "The Godfather II" and recites "If" by Rudyard Kipling. And don't ever sell that cow. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "They're not a backpack of cherries."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who cuts loose every so often to have a good meal.

0:39.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy that's the truth isn't it? Every so often get a good meal?

0:46.0

And maybe you're all alone. And maybe I've got a story just about that.

0:52.0

But boy, it's great here. I'm back on the mainland. We're not on

0:55.7

Miloronia today and that's because our younger son is going well. We're taking him back to college very soon in fact just in well

1:08.5

four or five days but you know what it's wonderful It's wonderful to have kids and love them and to make breakfast for them. I love doing things like that.

1:20.0

And my wife and that son of mine are out at the movies right now they're seeing the well

1:30.2

the new Spike Lee movie, Black Klandsman.

1:34.7

And I'm looking forward to what they have to say about it when they get back.

1:39.4

But for right now, here in the studio at Stately Miller Manor. It's me and Colonel Jeff and our two dogs.

1:48.6

And folks, I feel great and ready to go. And of course the music always has an effect on me and

1:54.4

Colonel Jeff too and that was the John Kazal Orchestra and the Talia Shire

2:00.2

dancers featuring Boitener Stephen I Yates asking the musical question

2:05.8

so which is it does the race go to the swift or is it slow and steady wins the

2:12.4

race that's a heck of a question. Both the

2:16.8

Colonel and I did one of those will you? Hmm, hey! Pretty good Stephen.

2:21.6

Yeah. Does the race go to the swift or is it slow and

2:25.2

steady wins the race? First of all it's slow and steady no question about it.

2:31.6

Now I like the emotional quality of that and the

2:34.6

discipline. Slow and steady wins the race. That sounds like a solid

2:39.6

individual who can be trusted. I like the guy who wins the race slow and steady. Now sure

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