Did You Catch The Northern Lights All Over The U.S. This Weekend?

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🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Does Bert even need to go to Finland anymore? You can catch the #NothernLights in GEORGIA and all over the U.S. this weekend! Did you see them? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show's podcast.
0:01.0	Hey, thanks for checking out the Bert shows podcast.
0:03.8	If you like what you hear here and let's be honest, we know you do.
0:08.0	We would love a review when you're done listening and you know what, five stars goes a long way for us thanks for
0:13.5	listening. You guys see this and you're probably not in the sports you probably
0:16.7	don't care the Atlanta Hawks got the number one pick in this year's draft.
0:19.9	Yes sir we suck yeah yeah we suck just not as bad as other teams.
0:25.1	Because in the lottery, technically, Atlanta only had a 3% chance
0:27.6	of getting the number one bit.
0:28.8	Oh, really?
0:29.6	So what they do is when you're the crappiest team,
0:32.0	you have the best chance of that ball
0:34.1	being picked out of there that says hey you sucked you get the first pick even though
0:39.7	Atlanta wasn't the worst okay they had less balls in there but they got picked first.
0:44.0	Oh I didn't realize they do it by balls. Yeah, it's all done by balls.
0:48.0	So the worse you are, the more balls you have in there.
0:51.0	Yeah. Right.
0:52.0	Then you pick the right balls and we pick the olanox.
0:54.3	Yeah.
0:55.3	And I think it's the first time since 1975.
0:58.0	They've had the number one pick in the draft coming up.
1:00.2	So that's exciting.
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