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Did We Find The Perfect Hack To Make Working Out…Enjoyable?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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She's here to help Kristin out! Working out has gotten SO much easier since Abby started doing THIS the last few weeks...she shares here.

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. You're struggling to work out and get motivated every single day. Abby's made

0:06.0

some tweaks that have made it a little easier, yeah? Contrary to what my mirror selfies on Instagram say,

0:10.8

I don't particularly like to work out. I like to look good because I'm vain, but I don't like to

0:14.5

work out. Can we pause for a second? We went over this yesterday so quickly that I didn't have a chance

0:19.0

to direct questions at you. Did you say yesterday you

0:22.9

posted like some kind of question about asking people for input on how you look? Oh, because I got

0:28.2

bangs. Oh. Yeah. That was a mistake. Don't, I shouldn't have done that. Why do you care what they

0:33.4

think? Well, I was drunk and I was curious. That'll do it. That's a bad combo. Yeah, I shouldn't have asked. I was like, I know I look good.

0:41.3

Why did I ask? And then they ruined it. Anyway, never do that. But anyway, I work out a lot. I go to Pilates probably three to four times a week. I walk every day because I like male attention and that's the way to do it

0:54.5

by being shallow. And Kristen has recently jumped into the world of strength training and working out

1:00.1

because you want to be around for your kid as he gets older and you want to be able to hold him and

1:04.5

jump with him and live long and have a nice, strong life. And I didn't realize how crappy working out has been until I did something recently that has made it far more enjoyable.

1:15.9

Started drinking right before you work out.

1:18.1

So yeah, I started going to Super Rica before walking over, getting a couple of margs, and then just doing all of my planks to pikes.

1:25.0

Super drunk.

1:26.3

No, I am, I'm a very, I'm a strong independent woman.

1:29.2

I do everything by myself because, you know, that's a necessity.

1:32.6

You got to live your life on your own when there's no man to support you.

1:35.6

And then you're out here living life by yourself.

1:37.5

And I've recently joined this thing that has made working out not easier, but more enjoyable. So y'all know I'm doing a big group trip to

1:47.9

Greece in September. I'm taking 28 women to the island of Crete and it's going to be so fun. And

1:53.4

one of the girls in our group chat decided to start a side group chat that's all about working out

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